Dolce & Gabbana Do Jail: Crimes of Fashion

My two favorite Italians, Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana, were sentenced to prison in Italy this week for failing to pay 40.4 million Euros [roughly 60 million US dollars].  The designer / white collar criminal duo were sentenced to one year and eight months in jail, in addition to paying what they owe in taxes and a 500,000 euro fine. 

D & G's lawyer, Massimo Dinoia, plans to appeal the convictions as well as the related fines and sentences.

"Dolce and Gabbana will not go to jail now or ever," Dinoia said.

I hope they...

A.  Do not go to prison because, really, who cares.

B.  They go to prison for a little bit and then are released and design a prison-chic inspired collection which I own every piece of

Anyway, good luck with this haute mess. Ciao bello!

#HauteMess

Stefano Gabbana, Eva Mendes, Domenico Dolce

 

Stefano Gabbana, Victoria Beckham, Domenico Dolce

 

maybe Rose McGowan, Stefano Gabanna, maybe Cameron Diaz, Domenico Dolce